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MAGA Urges Trump To Bring The War Back Home

We spoke with several MAGA voters who were attempting to jam a siphon hose into a charging port of a CyberTruck to gain their informed geopolitical analysis:

Entertainment

MAGA Urges Trump To Bring The War Back Home

We spoke with several MAGA voters who were attempting to jam a siphon hose into a charging port of a CyberTruck to gain their informed geopolitical analysis:

Technology

Mark Zuckerberg Passes Turing Test For 17 Consecutive Seconds In Social Media Trial

"A leaked memo shows Meta prepared Zuckerberg for trial by training him on millions of LinkedIn posts that contained the keyword “authentic.”

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Rick Beato’s “What Makes This Regime Great!”

You’ve got this iconic disco-feel of being raided by the feds. Total backs against the wall, shotgun in mouth vibes. Kind of sloppily executed, like the feds had been pre-gaming at the bar for a while.