Trump Calls On Bezos To Locate Iran War Cancel Button
President Trump has reportedly been stuck in a customer support loop for months after first attempting to opt out of the war in April 2026.
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Entertainment
New Social Welfare Tsar MrBeast Debuts Garbage Pit Challenge For Food Stamps
"No one reads anyway," Trump says of America's new entertainment based welfare system.
Technology
Mark Zuckerberg Passes Turing Test For 17 Consecutive Seconds In Social Media Trial
"A leaked memo shows Meta prepared Zuckerberg for trial by training him on millions of LinkedIn posts that contained the keyword “authentic.”
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Local Band ‘Fuck The System’ Tops Spotify Charts After Securing Government Grant
"We’re more like a woolly jumper than an actual band."
Lifestyle
Amsterdam Offers Free Hip Replacement With Every New E-bike Purchase
Under the new system, you could find yourself under the wheels of a car at lunchtime, and be stitched up and ready to ride home that evening.”
