Smart Watch Confirms Man Hasn’t Moved in Days
"Deep down, I already knew—I was sitting on my ass all day."
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Catwalk Debuts US Troops In Summer Uniform Ahead of Greenland Invasion
"Patriots, Greenland is green."
Technology
Smart Watch Confirms Man Hasn’t Moved in Days
"Deep down, I already knew—I was sitting on my ass all day."
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Rick Beato’s “What Makes This Regime Great!”
You’ve got this iconic disco-feel of being raided by the feds. Total backs against the wall, shotgun in mouth vibes. Kind of sloppily executed, like the feds had been pre-gaming at the bar for a while.
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10 Reasons You Can Have A Phone But Your Stupid Daughter Can’t
She'd stay home with the babysitter and snort TikTok all night—-probably.
