Local Band ‘Fuck The System’ Tops Spotify Charts After Securing Government Grant
“We’re more like a woolly jumper than an actual band.”
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Category: Arts
Rick Beato’s “What Makes This Regime Great!”
You’ve got this iconic disco-feel of being raided by the feds. Total backs against the wall, shotgun in mouth vibes. Kind of sloppily executed, like the feds had been pre-gaming at the bar for a while.
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BOOST YOUR BRAIN LIKE A BILLIONAIRE—The Don’s Ultimate Summer Reading List (literacy not included)
“No one has ever produced a summer reading list as remarkable as this one. It’s as good as Trump Steaks, but for your brain—very rare, very well done.”
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Had AI Been Invented 100 Years Ago, Thousands Of Literary Icons Could Have Been Saved From The Ravages Of Alcoholism
And Gone On To Write Listicles About Stoicism, Rather Than Novels About Suffering
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We Spoke With The Avalanche That Took Out The Big Chill Soiree For Tech Bros in Aspen
“I’m a huge fan of sludge, Fjord metal, grindcore and other types of esoteric metal genres. I will say this: Metallica was a slippery slope into the depths of metal.”
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