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“Hitler, Ye and Me – three GOATS, one stage – Nuremberg ‘34!” Inside Kanye’s Kickstarter appeal to build world’s first time machine

Feb 12, 2025 | Entertainment

Fashion mogul Ye kicked off his latest ‘culture shift’ at the Super Bowl, unveiling a T-shirt drop to fund his boldest project yet—a Kickstarter for a time machine. The goal? To take Kanye back to the 1934 Nuremberg rallies for what he calls the greatest rap show in history.

Unveiling the “hottest drop of 2025” during halftime, Ye showcased his latest merch—a swastika tee. “Nothing says ‘culture shift’ like bringing back the classics,” he explained. Critics called it a cheap cash grab, but Kanye dismissed the backlash.

“It’s all about the music. Without Hitler, ain’t got no hip-hop. That n**r could freestyle. When I touch down in Nuremberg, Nazis gonna FLIP. Biggest event in history—Hitler, Ye, and Me. Triple threat.”

During a four-day rant on X, Kanye, Ye, Yeezus or perhaps someone tasked with transcribing delirium, noted that donations for the time machine had outpaced T-shirt sales.

“Shirts ain’t selling, but y’all buying the message. Sounds crazy, but it’s a crazy world. Elon’s going to Mars. Billionaires still exploring the ocean floor. And we? We’re headlining Nuremberg.”

In a surprising twist, anti-hate speech advocates have become the project’s biggest backers. One historian, who pledged to the Kickstarter, declined to comment on whether she grabbed a complimentary shirt.

“Look, I know how the story goes. If Kanye actually makes it to 1934, he’s not coming back.”