Oxford Study: Last To Load Dishwasher Superior—Betas Urged To Embrace Feedback
If more people adopt the Alpha method, the climate crisis would be solved and global household tensions would subside.
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Category: Technology
Trump’s $1.99 Peace Platform Blows Up Online—Also Iran
“This initiative is a true masterstroke. President Trump has combined two elements that unite all Americans—blowing things up and monthly billing.”
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Apple Launches iPacifier™—The World’s First Smart-Dummy
The iPacifier boasts an elegant 360° rotational screen that activates social media feeds in response to a baby’s natural sucking reflex.
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Had AI Been Invented 100 Years Ago, Thousands Of Literary Icons Could Have Been Saved From The Ravages Of Alcoholism
And Gone On To Write Listicles About Stoicism, Rather Than Novels About Suffering
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DOGE Invests USAID Funding Into New Crypto Venture ‘PauperCoin’
Under the leadership of the world’s richest man, Elon Musk, USAID has halted its operations across the world and will instead fund crypto wallets using PauperCoin for people living below the poverty line.
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Bizarre Prompt Results Indicate DeepSeek’s AI Chatbot Powered By North Korean Students
What does the world’s strongest man and the wealthiest person alive have in common according to DeepSeek? North Korea’s Supreme Leader, Kim Jong Un holds both titles.
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Tesla Press Release: Musk Unveils New Gesture For Unlocking Cybertruck
Today Elon Musk used Donald Trump’s presidential inauguration to unveil an upgrade to Tesla’s Cybertruck. The new hand gesture, referred to as the Robot Roman, will solve the age old problem of losing your car keys.
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