Apple Launches iPacifier™—The World’s First Smart-Dummy
The iPacifier boasts an elegant 360° rotational screen that activates social media feeds in response to a baby’s natural sucking reflex.
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BOOST YOUR BRAIN LIKE A BILLIONAIRE—The Don’s Ultimate Summer Reading List (literacy not included)
“No one has ever produced a summer reading list as remarkable as this one. It’s as good as Trump Steaks, but for your brain—very rare, very well done.”
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Musk Resigns From DOGE—“I can’t find a more efficient way to gut the health system”
Once commonly sighted circling bloated bureaucracies with his swarm of vulturlings, in recent weeks Musk has been spotted crestfallen, sucking on used needles outside DC injection clinics muttering to himself about the virtues of upcycling.
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You’re Perfect. It’s Your Tellytubby Of A Toddler That’s Tanking Your Mumfluencer Channel
Toddler Abs Are In! How the Algorithm and Targeted Supplements Are Helping Your 3-Year-Old Shape Up This Summer.
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Greenland Ice Sheet Accelerates Retreat Into Sea As Trump Deal Approaches
Researchers have identified that the melt rate of the Greenland Ice Sheet, the second largest in the world, has been increasing exponentially since US President Donald Trump set his eyes on acquiring the country.
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Bizarre Prompt Results Indicate DeepSeek’s AI Chatbot Powered By North Korean Students
What does the world’s strongest man and the wealthiest person alive have in common according to DeepSeek? North Korea’s Supreme Leader, Kim Jong Un holds both titles.
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Tesla Press Release: Musk Unveils New Gesture For Unlocking Cybertruck
Today Elon Musk used Donald Trump’s presidential inauguration to unveil an upgrade to Tesla’s Cybertruck. The new hand gesture, referred to as the Robot Roman, will solve the age old problem of losing your car keys.
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