Trump Declares Sovereignty Over Stansted After Marking Territory
Keir Starmer reflected on their special relationship. “Trump’s golden jet stream is as warm and relaxing as summer rain. Please sir, can I have some more?”
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Entertainment
Trump Receives Prestigious First Head Of State Without Brain Award
“He’s been going remarkably well for a President with rotting flesh between his ears.”
Technology
Oxford Study: Last To Load Dishwasher Superior—Betas Urged To Embrace Feedback
If more people adopt the Alpha method, the climate crisis would be solved and global household tensions would subside.
Arts
Rick Beato’s “What Makes This Regime Great!”
You’ve got this iconic disco-feel of being raided by the feds. Total backs against the wall, shotgun in mouth vibes. Kind of sloppily executed, like the feds had been pre-gaming at the bar for a while.
Lifestyle
10 Reasons You Can Have A Phone But Your Stupid Daughter Can’t
She'd stay home with the babysitter and snort TikTok all night—-probably.
