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Oxford study: Last to load dishwasher superior—betas urged to embrace feedback

Oxford study: Last to load dishwasher superior—betas urged to embrace feedback

The study suggests that if more people used the Alpha stacking method for dishwashers, the climate crisis would be solved and global household tensions would subside—it all hinges on following the Alpha's advice.

  • Trump’s $1.99 Peace Platform Blows Up Online—Also Iran

    Trump’s $1.99 Peace Platform Blows Up Online—Also Iran

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    Apple Launches iPacifier™—The World’s First Smart-Dummy

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    Rick Beato’s “What Makes This Regime Great!”

  • BOOST YOUR BRAIN LIKE A BILLIONAIRE—The Don’s Ultimate Summer Reading List (Literacy not included)

    BOOST YOUR BRAIN LIKE A BILLIONAIRE—The Don’s Ultimate Summer Reading List (Literacy not included)

  • AI Daddy for Trump: Inside The MI6 Plot That Almost Healed The World

    AI Daddy for Trump: Inside The MI6 Plot That Almost Healed The World

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    China Offers Free NARCAN for Tariff-Free Fentanyl in ‘Trade4Aid’ Pact

  • DOGE automates presidential pardons to optimise executive efficiency

    DOGE automates presidential pardons to optimise executive efficiency

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    Bizarre Prompt Results Indicate DeepSeek’s AI Chatbot Powered by North Korean Students

  • Tesla Press Release: Musk unveils new gesture for unlocking cybertruck

    Tesla Press Release: Musk unveils new gesture for unlocking cybertruck

Trump’s $1.99 Peace Platform Blows Up Online—Also Iran

Apple Launches iPacifier™—The World’s First Smart-Dummy

BOOST YOUR BRAIN LIKE A BILLIONAIRE—The Don’s Ultimate Summer Reading List (Literacy not included)

Musk resigns from DOGE—“I can’t find a more efficient way to gut the health system”

You’re perfect. It’s your Tellytubby of a toddler that’s tanking your Mumfluencer channel

China Offers Free NARCAN for Tariff-Free Fentanyl in ‘Trade4Aid’ Pact

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Musk resigns from DOGE—“I can’t find a more efficient way to gut the health system”

Musk resigns from DOGE—“I can’t find a more efficient way to gut the health system”

Once commonly sighted circling bloated bureaucracies with his swarm of vulturlings, in recent weeks Musk has been spotted crestfallen, sucking on used needles outside DC injection clinics muttering to himself about the virtues of upcycling.

  • AI Daddy for Trump: Inside The MI6 Plot That Almost Healed The World

    AI Daddy for Trump: Inside The MI6 Plot That Almost Healed The World

  • DOGE automates presidential pardons to optimise executive efficiency

    DOGE automates presidential pardons to optimise executive efficiency

  • Trump assures MAGA followers he’s closing best-ever deal with moon-sized asteroid

    Trump assures MAGA followers he’s closing best-ever deal with moon-sized asteroid

  • Trump appoints Andrew Tate as Secretary of Hustle and Grind

    Trump appoints Andrew Tate as Secretary of Hustle and Grind

  • “Hitler, Ye and Me – three GOATS, one stage – Nuremberg ‘34!” Inside Kanye’s Kickstarter appeal to build world’s first time machine

    “Hitler, Ye and Me – three GOATS, one stage – Nuremberg ‘34!” Inside Kanye’s Kickstarter appeal to build world’s first time machine

Technology

Oxford study: Last to load dishwasher superior—betas urged to embrace feedback

Oxford study: Last to load dishwasher superior—betas urged to embrace feedback

The study suggests that if more people used the Alpha stacking method for dishwashers, the climate crisis would be solved and global household tensions would subside—it all hinges on following the Alpha's advice.

  • Trump’s $1.99 Peace Platform Blows Up Online—Also Iran

    Trump’s $1.99 Peace Platform Blows Up Online—Also Iran

  • Apple Launches iPacifier™—The World’s First Smart-Dummy

    Apple Launches iPacifier™—The World’s First Smart-Dummy

  • Had AI been invented 100 years ago, thousands of literary icons could have been saved from the ravages of alcoholism—and gone on to write listicles about stoicism, rather than novels about suffering

    Had AI been invented 100 years ago, thousands of literary icons could have been saved from the ravages of alcoholism—and gone on to write listicles about stoicism, rather than novels about suffering

  • DOGE invests USAID funding into new crypto venture ‘PauperCoin’

    DOGE invests USAID funding into new crypto venture ‘PauperCoin’

  • Bizarre Prompt Results Indicate DeepSeek’s AI Chatbot Powered by North Korean Students

    Bizarre Prompt Results Indicate DeepSeek’s AI Chatbot Powered by North Korean Students

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BOOST YOUR BRAIN LIKE A BILLIONAIRE—The Don’s Ultimate Summer Reading List (Literacy not included)

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Arts

Rick Beato’s “What Makes This Regime Great!”

Rick Beato’s “What Makes This Regime Great!”

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    Had AI been invented 100 years ago, thousands of literary icons could have been saved from the ravages of alcoholism—and gone on to write listicles about stoicism, rather than novels about suffering

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    China Offers Free NARCAN for Tariff-Free Fentanyl in ‘Trade4Aid’ Pact

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