We have ascertained the three key variables that trigger an automated pardon include: accrediting Ukraine for starting the war with Russia, being cancelled by the woke agenda and believing Stephen King was the ghostwriter of ‘The Diary of Anne Frank’.
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“I’m a huge fan of sludge, Fjord metal, grindcore and other types of esoteric metal genres. I will say this: Metallica was a slippery slope into the depths of metal.”
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“Plenty of Truth Socialites confirming it’s the size of a penny. Maybe smaller–microscopic even. Scientists are out to scare Americans, but I defend your freedom. It’s a hoax wokepocalypse ladies and gentleman.”
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U.S. President Donald Trump has appointed Andrew Tate for the new position of Secretary of Hustle and Grind. Tate will now lead the Department of Alpha Energies,
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Without Hitler, ain’t got no hip-hop. That n**r could freestyle. When I touch down in Nuremberg, Nazis gonna FLIP. Biggest event in history—Hitler, Ye, and Me. Triple threat.”
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Researchers have identified that the melt rate of the Greenland Ice Sheet, the second largest in the world, has been increasing exponentially since US President Donald Trump set his eyes on acquiring the country.
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Under the leadership of the world’s richest man, Elon Musk, USAID has halted its operations across the world and will instead fund crypto wallets using PauperCoin for people living below the poverty line.
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WASHINGTON DC—A leaked presidential brief has reportedly recalibrated the Dooms Day Clock to the new time zone, Greenwich Party Time (GPT).
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What does the world’s strongest man and the wealthiest person alive have in common according to DeepSeek? North Korea’s Supreme Leader, Kim Jong Un holds both titles.
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US President Donald Trump has appointed Novo Nordisk, the manufacturers of Ozempic, to lead the fight against global hunger—a move described as a watershed moment in aid and development circles.
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