The knowledge worker sits in their chair
Staring at a refreshing revolution
while slipping into a deluge of news

SCIENCE SAYS DISCOUNTS IMPROVE COGNITIVE FUNCTION
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Your leader is driven to meetings
digesting bullet points and briefs
tid bits and this and thats
The expounding delivery is a performative action
concealing carcinogenic inhales

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Parents play with their children in the park
Connected by screens and separate phones
they embrace their uncertain futures
while navigating separate domains

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MUM: HOW TO CONNECT WITH YOUR INNER CHILD
CHILD: WHY ARE MY PARENTS SO DEPRESSED?
NEWSFLASH! THE FUTURE IS DEAD AND WE TOLD YOU FIRST!!

Teenagers find room to connect
in a space beyond reality
For the fringe benefits it brings
fantasy is always a great divider

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The student in the library
taking pomodoro breaks
scrolls their phone
in hope of finding an answer

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The professor in their office
overwhelmed by admin
and their publishing record
focusses on their…

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A PLACE YOU CAN FINALLY DISCONNECT

Hey!
I’m trying to write a poem here
I want it to be profound
thought provoking and universal
I coined a phrase dammit!
We are all scrolls!

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I give up

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